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So Apparently I'm Dramatic
Just Because I am Awake Doesn't Mean I am ready to do things
Feeling Kinda IDGAF-ish today
Sometimes I Talk to Myself Then we both Laugh & Laugh 🤪
Girls😉Friends Night Out 🍾
I'll bring the ALCOHOL 🍸
I'll bring the BAD Decisions 👿
I'll bring the Alibi
I'll Bring the Bail Money 🤑💵
True Crime Humour
Just So You Know, I watch enough Crime Shows so you Won't be found
If At First you don't Succeed it's only Attempted Murder
Don't Mess With A Woman Who Knows how to Stage a Crime Scene
You know the Husband did it
I'm only here to Establish my Alibi 🤫
Sounds SUSPISH
This is my TRUE CRIME Watching Shirt
Duct Tape - it can't fix stupid but it can muffle the sound
YOU Giraffe Me Crazy!!
I Don't' Have an Attitude I have a Personality you can't Handle
Relax, We're all crazy here,
It's not a Competition
It Is WHAT it is
I'm just WTF-ing My way through Life
After Monday & Tuesday The Calendar even says W.T.F.
I'm a Multi-tasker I can LISTEN, IGNORE & FORGET all at the same time
My Level of Sarcasm Depends on your level of Stupidity, so speak wisely
If Only Common Sense Was More Common
I have it all together, I just forgot where I put it
Don't Trip over What's Behind You
Not to Brag...But I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it 😜
I may look like I'm doing NOTHING but in my head I'm very Busy
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